Chasing The Dragon Year Two
Chasing the Dragon Year Two:
What up y’all and welcome to the evolution of revolution. The Dragon is having one hell of a second year. With a show so extraordinarily awesome it has elevated the world to a higher plane of existence, transcending all notions of laughter while creating an enlightened realm of comedic expression. So suck our hairy, sweaty, bloody balls!
(When we say “bloody” we are not adopting the commonly used British colloquialism, we mean soaked in virgin blood.) (Greg wanted to mean soaked in cunt blood, but I thought that was going to far. I have really grown.)
Just voted “the best show you don’t know about,” by Al Jazera.
“Two fists way up!!” Fisting Magazine.
The only comedy show ever frequented by Lester Bangs.
We want to congratulate all of our readers for being a part of the world and for having the ability to read.
Friday February 10th the Dragon embarks on yet another perilous mission to bring laughter to the minds of those corrupted by corporate America, plagued by mass consumerism, and brainwashed by a propaganda driven media. It is going to fucking rock! Fuck all conventions the Dragon is on a roll! Witness the last show before we hit the road for our national tour and travel all the way to the Lower East Side, that’s a whole different zip code, motherfuckers!
Now accepting roadie and gaffer resumes.
Girls make sure to enter for a chance to become the coveted Chasing the Dragon fluff girl. By sending a haiku on why you are most qualified for this position to Randallathan@gmail.com
That’s right we have a blood sucking good show at Mr.’ Yee’s this Friday the 10th, and on February 17th, Chasing the Dragon will destroy Piano’s. Join us as we bring the Dragon to Piano’s on Ludlow to open up for the Nillaz. We are unstoppable! Check Ticket Master for more tour dates.
We are thrilled to announce that the Dragon now has its very own original theme song. Created by John Williams, and performed by our very own musical prodigy Sam. Don’t miss this weeks Dragon now with live music.
THIS WEEK SPECIAL GUEST HOST NILLAZ FRONTMAN JAVA
That’s right everyone’s favorite chocolatier attempts to sling some jokes.
Join us for the Dragons first celebrity host.
FEATURING
Mike O’Rourke
Warren Hollstein
Jordon Ferber
STARRING
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall
192 Mott St. @ Kenmare (Downstairs)
$10 includes one beer, pizza, and freedom.
www.gregbarris.com
www.jonathanrandall.com
www.dragonchasers.blogspot.com
If you want off this mailing list chances are we don’t want you on it either so please reply so we could stop foolishly sending you are wisdom.
What up y’all and welcome to the evolution of revolution. The Dragon is having one hell of a second year. With a show so extraordinarily awesome it has elevated the world to a higher plane of existence, transcending all notions of laughter while creating an enlightened realm of comedic expression. So suck our hairy, sweaty, bloody balls!
(When we say “bloody” we are not adopting the commonly used British colloquialism, we mean soaked in virgin blood.) (Greg wanted to mean soaked in cunt blood, but I thought that was going to far. I have really grown.)
Just voted “the best show you don’t know about,” by Al Jazera.
“Two fists way up!!” Fisting Magazine.
The only comedy show ever frequented by Lester Bangs.
We want to congratulate all of our readers for being a part of the world and for having the ability to read.
Friday February 10th the Dragon embarks on yet another perilous mission to bring laughter to the minds of those corrupted by corporate America, plagued by mass consumerism, and brainwashed by a propaganda driven media. It is going to fucking rock! Fuck all conventions the Dragon is on a roll! Witness the last show before we hit the road for our national tour and travel all the way to the Lower East Side, that’s a whole different zip code, motherfuckers!
Now accepting roadie and gaffer resumes.
Girls make sure to enter for a chance to become the coveted Chasing the Dragon fluff girl. By sending a haiku on why you are most qualified for this position to Randallathan@gmail.com
That’s right we have a blood sucking good show at Mr.’ Yee’s this Friday the 10th, and on February 17th, Chasing the Dragon will destroy Piano’s. Join us as we bring the Dragon to Piano’s on Ludlow to open up for the Nillaz. We are unstoppable! Check Ticket Master for more tour dates.
We are thrilled to announce that the Dragon now has its very own original theme song. Created by John Williams, and performed by our very own musical prodigy Sam. Don’t miss this weeks Dragon now with live music.
THIS WEEK SPECIAL GUEST HOST NILLAZ FRONTMAN JAVA
That’s right everyone’s favorite chocolatier attempts to sling some jokes.
Join us for the Dragons first celebrity host.
FEATURING
Mike O’Rourke
Warren Hollstein
Jordon Ferber
STARRING
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall
192 Mott St. @ Kenmare (Downstairs)
$10 includes one beer, pizza, and freedom.
www.gregbarris.com
www.jonathanrandall.com
www.dragonchasers.blogspot.com
If you want off this mailing list chances are we don’t want you on it either so please reply so we could stop foolishly sending you are wisdom.
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