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Chasers of the Dragon

Welcome to another action packed Dragon newsletter the only newsletter
to be protested by both mothers against drunk driving and mothers of
the Hitler youth. Last week's show opening up for the Nillaz at pianos
was incredible and we want to thank everyone for coming out. Big ups
and much love to our boy Mike Star for sponsoring the after party in
Vegas, your jet is fucking sick! And we will never forget what you did
with those eight Asian whores. We love you Mike! (Look for him on
myspace).

Getting to the show was an incredible journey in it self. We are lucky
to have survived the expedition that has left us both scared physically
and emotionally. During the trip we encountered an evil gang of
Latino youths, who accused us of doing something to some girl named
Mary Cone. We took on twelve of those feisty bastards and Greg was
horribly scratched by one of their pencil thin beards. Jonathan was
declared legally dead for twenty minutes when a particular fat one
jumped on him. Thankfully Greg was able to fashion a tiny defibrillator
and resurrect him. The Dragon mourns the loss of those twelve young
boys had hope their death's will help stop future generations from
fucking with the force of the Dragon.

Our sojourn inspired Greg to write this poem:

The snow was bounding and abundant.
We trudged. Trudged trudged. Through that…….snow.
Both our footprints side by side….stride by……..stride. Until the
path became much harder. OH SO HAAARD!…..So hard. Then there was
just one set of footprints. You thought that I had abandoned you. BUT
NO SIR! That Jonathan is when I carried you. HE CARRIED YOU!!!

We hope every one is having a merry black history month, Chasing the
dragon mourns the loss of Coretta Scott King, whoever the fuck she is.
In honor of black history month we have decided to abolish slavery, so
go free my brothers and breathe the air for the first time as free
men.

This week

Jason Good
Matt Gallagher
Mike O'rourke
Matt Daly

Starring
Greg Barris & Jonathan Randall

www.GregBarris.com
www.JonathanRandall.com
www.Dragonchasers.Blogspot.com

Chasing the Dragon is EVERY Friday: Feb 24th, March 3, 10, 17, 24 @ 10pm,
192 Mott @ Kenmare (Downstairs)

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